VITALITY
Well, it's been about 3 weeks since I bought my Jack Lalanne Power Juicer (as seen on TV...you know you've watched the infomercials!) Well, as hokey as a 90 year old man in a red jumpsuit doing one armed push ups may seem, the power juicer turns out to be a pretty great investment. It juices pretty much anything, and surprisingly, the weirdest veggie combinations that I have tried are actually pretty good.
The only thing that I failed to consider was this:
If you only consume liquids, you will only eliminate....liquids. This is a rookie juicer mistake! After a rather traumatizing event involving none other than BEET JUICE (Dwight Schrute's breakfast of champions), I have realized THERE IS A REASON WE NEED TO EAT SOLID FOOD!!!!
I wish Jack Lalanne would have mentioned that in his infomercial!!! That, and "Don't worry, you're not hemorrhaging rectally, it's probably just the BEET JUICE"
In other news, as per Jack Lalanne's promise, I finally have the vitality of a 25 year old!!!
Wait a sec, I'm only 23! Jaaaaackkkkk!!!!
And by the way, Jack's doing push ups on what looks like carpet...so is it really that impressive? I'm just saying...
posted by Vanessa @ 9:48 AM
17 Comments:
great post nessy! you realize this is your second post about an "infomercial" product, no? hehe. Maybe you can make me a super juice for saturday morning! Looking forward to seeing both of you! :)
I love the picture of him doing a push up in his red jumpsuit! Gotta get me one of those!
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